24 July 2007

Chapter 21: And now, something for the boyfriend. [The OTHER fantasy football. Take notes, boys.]

[Currently playing: 'Compliments' [Peel Session] by Bloc Party.]

Alrighteh boys [and Mikey ], with baseball in its second half and American football around the corner, it's time to get ready for the OTHER fantasy football.

Mike, your fantasy football doesn't even come CLOSE to my kind of fantasy football.

Yep, you guessed it. It's fantasy Premier League time.

Now, for some of you who have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about, here's the Premier League homepage. Or, you can pay attention to the Encyclopedia of Excelsios [a.k.a. me!] and take notes.

The Premier League is, basically, British soccer's answer to our NCAA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and PGA.

The team I'm rooting for this year:

Manchester City--'City 'til I die!'

Premier League gets under way in full force in August, but I'll give you guys the names of all 20 Football Clubs [yes, they're called Football Clubs, not teams ], and who's managing, and even a tidbit from the PL site [by the way, keep an eye on all teams involved--you never know which from these teams will be in the World Cup in two years!!]...


Arsenal [Arsene Wenger, Manager] - Arsenal have treated us to some truly exhilarating football with Arsene Wenger claiming three Premier League titles and guiding the Gunners through their historic unbeaten league season in 2003/04.


Aston Villa [Martin O'Niell, Manager] - Aston Villa have a squad with the talent and ability to make its mark in the Barclays Premiership.


Birmingham City [Steve Bruce, Manager] - Steve Bruce will be determined to establish his Birmingham City side back in the Barclays Premier League following their immediate return from the Championship.


Blackburn Rovers [Mark Hughes, Manager] - Blackburn Rovers and their loyal support dream of a repeat of their Premier League title win in 1995 and taking the highly prized trophy back to Ewood Park.


Bolton Wanderers [Sammy Lee, Manager] - Bolton Wanderers' impressive Reebok Stadium has become home to an array of talent from across the world of football.


Chelsea [Jose Mourinho, Manager] - Glamour boys Chelsea proved long ago that they have plenty of substance alongside their style as they brought home the silverware for the Stamford Bridge fans.


Derby County [Billy Davies, Manager] - Billy Davies will be looking forward to a season in the Barclays Premier League after guiding Derby County to promotion by winning the 2006/07 Championship play-off final.


Everton [David Moyes, Manager] - With talented young manager David Moyes at the helm of the Goodison Park club, Everton can make their mark on the Barclays Premiership.


Fulham [Lawrie Sanchez, Manager] - Fulham are back at Craven Cottage after two years in rented accommodation at Loftus Road as their bid to establish themselves as a major force in the Barclays Premiership continues.


Liverpool [Rafael Benitez, Manager] - There is great expectation on Merseyside that Rafael Benitez is the man to bring an elusive first-ever Premier League title to arrive at Anfield.


Manchester City [Sven-Goran Eriksson, Manager] - Manchester City's talented side are looking to progress at the City of Manchester Stadium under new boss Sven-Goran Eriksson.


Manchester United [Sir Alex Furguson, Manager] - Nine Premier League titles in 15 years coupled with FA Cup and European glory make the Old Trafford fans hungry for success, and Sir Alex Ferguson has the squad to deliver once again.


Middlesborough [Gareth Southgate, Manager] - Middlesbrough's Premier League tale by the Riverside features an illustrious multi-national cast who have now brought League Cup success to the passionate supporters on Teesside.


Newcastle United [Sam Allardyce, Manager] - The Magpies continue to soar, with their policy of combining youth and experience providing great entertainment on Tyneside.


Portsmouth [Harry Redknapp, Manager] - Portsmouth's exciting blend of experience, youth and overseas talent means that Fratton Park fans are ready to enjoy the Barclays Premier League campaign.


Reading [Steve Coppell, Manager] - Reading secured top-flight football for the first time in their history after a record-breaking 2005/06 campaign and will be looking to continue in the same vein in the Barclays Premiership.


Sunderland [Roy Keane, Manager] - The Black Cats will be determined to establish themselves back in the top flight.


Tottenham Hotspur [Martin Jol, Manager] - Stylish football has always been expected at White Hart Lane, with Barclays Premiership success also high on the agenda for Spurs.


West Ham United [Alan Curbishley, Manager] - The Hammers have brought more than their fair share of flair and passion to the Premier League over the years. With a host of talented young stars in their line-up, attractive football is guaranteed.


Wigan Athletic [Chris Hutchings, Manager] - Wigan Athletic made a rapid ascent to the Barclays Premiership and have since proved that they are here to stay.

...alright students, I've done my homework. Now go do yours, research the Football Clubs [yes, all 20 of 'em!], pick your favorite[s] for this season, and have fun!

Oh, and go join a fantasy soccer league, preferably a Premier League.

Until the next round, GO MANC CITY!! Cheers!!

[Mike, Crush. ^_^]

ETA [Edited to add] - One fun side note--there are 22 Football Clubs so far in the Fantasy Premier League that I'm in. So far. *grin*


Go Mesh F.C. [my Football Club]!!

By the way, yes, that IS my Football Club's uniform. Quoting the boyfriend, 'Got a problem?... Didn't think so!'

~ 'Sunshine'

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Mondays start the new workweek. Wednesdays tend to differ, depending on if I need to work or not--usually I'm off, and usually visiting "Uncle" Joseph. Thursdays is the Daughters of the King meeting night. Fridays and Saturdays are normally hectic--never the same drama twice. Sundays = Church day. I update the blog accordingly, with a rant or two, the occasional music post, and sometimes the most random nonsuch.

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